Phone Sex

PHONE SEX

Phone SexIt is 6.30am. I’m laying in bed checking into facebook and a private number calls my mobile.

I don’t work weekends, but stuff it, I answer the call and low and behold I have a guy breathing heavily and wanking on the other end of the phone. “Urgh urgh slap slap”

So, to remedy the situation, I just hand the phone to my husband. He can fix anything including “Wankers”

Steve says…

How you going there matey?

Ive got a dick too. We can play with our dick’s and talk dirty to each other.

I’m playing with my dick now.

It feels so good!

The guy then stops wanking and goes huh? Line goes DEAD…

LESSON TO LEARN

DON’T ring me at 6.30am Saturday morning. We are a couple with a WICKED sense of humour.

WANKERS!!!

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HOW TO HAVE PHONE SEX

HOW TO HAVE PHONE SEX

Phone SexLong distance lovers and couples in close proximity alike benefit from the intimacy of phone sex.

It can start with a simple question like: “What are you wearing?” Other times it starts with a focus on breathing or a loving, but stern, command. And sometimes it starts with a simple “hello” and an ordinary conversation. No matter how it begins, once it’s underway you’d better hope you have unlimited minutes. If you’re having phone sex, there’s no telling how long the call will last or how hot and bothered you’ll get. Read more…

A PHONE SEX QUESTION

Phone Sex AleenaAspleyMy boyfriend and I have a long-distance relationship. To tide us over between visits, he really wants to have phone sex. I have no idea what to say, and I always feel foolish. Any advice?

Phone sex is the perfect way to make a carnal connection when you and your man are apart. And while the thought of it may leave you speechless, tantalizing talk isn’t as tricky as you think. Just use your erotic imagination. Share your steamy desires, describe details from your favorite fantasy or tell him, step-by-step, what you wish you were doing to him.  Read more…