Flavoured Condoms and Vaginas don’t have taste buds!
Article by Sexplainer 1st April 2013
I love hearing about logical connections about sex. ‘But vaginas don’t have taste buds’ was an adolescents response when her older brother declared that he had been to a store that had grape flavored condoms.
First I thought about how smart she is. Then it reminded me of bubble gum flavoured tylenol. I can’t explain that connection – perhaps it was about hiding the taste of something, which then made me think of penis-flavored condoms. Finally, I thought about how amazing it would be if vaginas did have taste buds. Read more…
NOTE: This article was written by Sexplainer on 1st April 2013.
Flavoured Condoms and Vaginas don’t have taste buds!
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I love hearing about logical connections about sex. ‘But vaginas don’t have taste buds’ was an adolescents response when her older brother declared that he had been to a store that had grape flavored condoms.
